Strange-ocrats! Plugs, AOC, Turd Eating, Hickenlooper

RUSH: Mike Huckabee just put out a tweet and this stuff is all true. Have you heard the story about Beto O’Rourke after he lost his election to Ted Cruz, he didn’t immediately go home and reacquaint himself with his family. He went on a personal redemption tour to eat dirt.

How about this Hickenlooper guy? In the first place, somebody named Hickenlooper is actually running for the presidency. That is a triumph of optimism over common sense. “Hi, my name is Hickenlooper.” What does that mean? “You don’t want to know. But if I ever had to give you one? Ha! You’d find out.” You mean, you could give me a Hickenlooper? “Yeah, oh, but you don’t want know what –” this guy is running for president, and he just killed his presidency.

He’s out there asking (paraphrasing), “Hey, wait a minute, now. How come all these women candidates are not being forced to put a male vice presidential running mate on their ticket? How come every male running for the Democrat presidential nomination feels obligated to say that he might name a female running mate? Well, why aren’t the women running obligated to say they put a male?”

You know where this comes from. Joe Bite Me. I think this is a trial balloon. I can’t really believe he’s serious. Joe Bite Me, nickname Plugs, has decided he’s gonna — well, he’s putting it out there that he’s really, really serious about making Stacey Abrams his vice presidential running mate.

Did you hear, folks, that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is livid at people over the pronunciation of her name? What did you hear about this? (interruption) Yeah. But for what? I mean, how was the name mispronounced? Did you hear? she got really offended. (paraphrasing) “I am not a Cortez. I’ve never been a Cortez. I’ve never called myself Cortez, my name is not Cortez. It’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.”

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