The Oprah Talks to God and Expects God to Talk Back

RUSH: The Oprah is… It’s kind of like her weight goes up and down. Whether she’s gonna run for president becomes a yes or no depending on what day you ask her.

WINFREY: Am I supposed to at least look at that question, ’cause I had enough people — billionaires — calling me up saying, “I can get you a billion dollars! I can run your campaign!” and I actually went into prayer about it. “Like, God, if you… If you think I’m supposed to run, you gotta tell me, and it has to be so clear that not even I could miss it.”

RUSH: Waaaaait just a minute. A liberal Democrat is gonna talk to God, and God is gonna talk back? Now, isn’t that what they’ve been making fun of Mike Pence for for about a week? Mike Pence said Jesus talks! (interruption) Yeah, it was Maude Behar on The View saying he’s mentally ill. Mike Pence is mentally ill because Jesus talks him. You know, it’s a big enough risk as it is for Oprah as a Democrat to acknowledge God, No. 1.

No. 2, then to acknowledge prayer! I hope it wasn’t in a school.

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