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CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car

4/28/21
from Babylon Bee,
4/28/21:

The CDC has issued brand new recommendations regarding the wearing of seat belts. Health experts there are now recommending people wear a seat belt, even when outside the car. "This guidance is especially important if you're in a large group of people at the park or an outdoor event," said Dr. Stiku Pumybum. "Risk of collisions leading to bone breaks or concussions dramatically increase in large groups of people. Billions could die!"

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