Compassionate Biden Moves Migrant Children From Cages Into Humane High-Security Metal Containment Cubes
2/23/21
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from Babylon Bee,
2/23/21:
Biden has finally ended the cruel and long-standing Trump practice of keeping migrant kids in cages, and has elected to move them into much more compassionate “high-security metal containment cubes.”
“We are proud of our cute little containment cubes,” said Kamala Harris while loudly laughing for some inexplicable reason. “Look at them all neat and tidy, lined up in a row! Hahahahahaha!”
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