Michael Bloomberg Enters Race Saving Nation From Severe Shortage Of Democratic Candidates
11/9/19
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from The Babylon Bee,
11/8/19:
The country has been faced with a severe shortage of Democratic candidates. With only 5,762 candidates left to choose from, Democrats were beginning to worry they might not be able to find the worst possible candidate to challenge Donald Trump.
Thankfully, billionaire Michael Bloomberg has stepped up to the plate, solving the crisis by entering the race.
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