AUSTRALIA: Several Universities Ban Sarcasm as “Form of Violence”

Time to mock one of England’s commonwealths, this one’s across the Pacific pond. Australian universities are banning sarcasm. You gotta hear this:

sarcasm is not a form of violence. Forms of violence are forms of violence, including but not limited to: striking, kicking, stabbing, shooting, acid spraying, spittle-misting, aggressive clucking, elbow-to-facing, dirty-look-giving especially to slow drivers hogging the fast lane, left-swiping on Tinder, that look your mom gives when she’s perturbed with your life choices, when your dog doesn’t quite pinch the loaf in the yard but drops a surprise on your carpet, and Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe choices.

I may have employed some sarcasm there. Arrest me for assault.

Thanks to a little foresight courtesy of now dead white men, America has the First Amendment. Where sarcasm is a protected right. Suck it, leftist Aussies.

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