White Hollywood Leftists Run Giant Scam on Major Universities!

RUSH: Breaking news! Breaking news! Breaking news! Dadalut! Dadalut! Dadalut! Dadalut! White Leftists Run Giant Scam on Major Universities! White Leftists from Hollywood Running Major Scam on Leftist Universities to Get Incompetent, Worthless Kids into Elite Universities! White Leftist Liberals from Hollywood Exercising White Privilege! One of the biggest scandals to ever hit elite American universities!

… these white, leftist liberals in Hollywood trying to game the admissions system at major American universities? Holy smokes, folks!

When you unpack, this contains so much. Here are the details: “Actresses Felicity Huffman…” What was she on? What big TV show? It was a Sunday night show. It was about women that cheated on their wives or husbands. (interruption) That’s right! Desperate Housewives.

They’re among more than 50 white liberals “charged in a nationwide college admissions cheating scandal that involved paying up to $6 million to place their children into elite universities according to court records revealed Tuesday. The scam involved placing students in top universities like Yale, Georgetown, Stanford, USC,” which stands for the University of Spoiled Children (Isn’t that right, Kraig? It’s exactly what it is.) “…UCLA and the University of Texas.” It was run by a guy in California whose last name is Singer, who helped parents get their (I guess) hapless, unqualified white liberal kids into the schools through bribes.

But that’s only half of this. The scam is they’re donating money to this fraudster who’s running a charity. They got to deduct the money that they paid as bribe money to get their kids into these schools. They double dipped! Wealthy, filthy rich, white liberal Hollywood actresses scamming major American universities, scamming the American taxpayer, scamming the IRS. You just wait. The Russians are going to be said to have some kind of role in this before it’s all over.

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