Democrat Morticians Respond to Trump

RUSH: For those of you watching on the Dittocam I’m gonna put up a picture here of Chuck and Nancy. And go ahead and switch it up there right now.

If you don’t have the Dittocam, if you don’t have the ability to watch the program, we’ll have this photo published for you at RushLimbaugh.com. Everybody is transposing their faces on that old picture of the farmer and his wife with the pitchfork. And that’s about 30 years old, and I don’t think they look like farmers.

I think these two look like morticians! This is what you see when you walk into the funeral home to make arrangements to bury a dead family member. Look at Schumer there! Look at Pelosi! I’ll tell you what we’re working on, folks. We’re gonna add Adam Schiff, a bug-eyed Adam Schiff to this photo, gonna put some caskets in there because that’s exactly what these two people the look like.

Schumer looks grim. And I’ll tell you why Schumer looks grim. It’s because they wrote their response long before Trump wrote his speech. They didn’t even really challenge a single thing Trump said in his speech because they couldn’t! The Drive-Bys had set everybody up that Trump was gonna lie from beginning to end and they had their fact checks ready to go.

The fact checks are an embarrassment! They are a hilarious embarrassment. We’re gonna go through some of these fact checks, which are really not fact checks because Trump did not make anything up and he didn’t lie about anything. So the fact checks are just a bunch of journalists presenting their opinions that Trump’s statement, while true, was unnecessarily controversial. It’s garbage like that!

In fact, one fact check from CBS was so embarrassing they had to pull it down. Trump said in his speech last night that one-third of women making the trek in these caravans ends up being raped. Are you ready for the CBS fact check? The CBS fact check said, “Oh, no. Trump’s wrong. It’s 60 to 80% of women who are raped!” They made it look even worse than Trump did! And now CBS, you can’t find that fact check on their website. They’ve pulled it!

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