Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

9/20/21
from Babylon Bee,
9/20/21:

After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is. "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson. "We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?"

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